thenumberi:

visceral and occasionally full of viscera
-Bel deRiver

Why is everyone so maladjusted? Are you feeling okay? Do we need to talk?
-My actual real life mother that also read this

i hate this thing why is it so long
-Squid

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

cookingwithroxy:

angelrin89:

wenellyb:

inthetags:

Reblog and put in the tags how often you “clean” your tumblr account, deleting old posts.

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Tumblr actually has an auto clean function! Where the search function immediately forgets tags and posts making them un-findable

#stop deleting shit that's Against The Rules

fyi tumblr is fucking over people with custom domains

re-lmayer:

if you have a custom domain set, DO NOT UNTICK THE BUTTON on blog settings. you’re not allowed to add it back. (nope, that’s not mentioned anywhere on blog settings itself.) if you switch hosts and need to update nameservers, congrats! you’re fucked

custom domains were a feature that’s been available over a decade, but they’ve been unceremoniously removed. the idea of “legacy” domains is a joke

this is doubly egregious because they absolutely could be selling domains for people that don’t have one, while still allowing those of us that already had a domain to keep using ours. they also don’t even allow you to pay to use your own. so if someone bought a domain specifically to use on tumblr, if they accidentally untick the button then poof! they’re fucked because they can’t re-buy their own domain from tumblr 

it’s honestly pathetic how much of a transparent cash grab this is at worst, and how badly implemented this was at best. this is what happens when you accept incompetency as a modus operandi bc “lol quirky hellsite”

i highly, HIGHLY recommend not investing in this feature due to that incompetency and lack of transparency

sl-an:

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This was my barbenheimer

argonphoenix:

This is Thelockpickinglaywer and what I have for you today is something very interesting. As you can tell by the agonizing screams of the damned, I have recently left the mortal coil and, upon arriving at my destination, was informed that I did not qualify for residence. I was taken by an angel of the Lord to the mouth of Hell, and when the angel left, he closed this rather large red door and sealed it with a divine key. Although I’ve never seen this particular model of lock before, I’ve spent some time investigating the cylinder with this small shard of bone. By sticking it in the back of the keyway and slowly pulling it out, I can tell that this is a five-pin tumbler lock, that can easily be single-pin picked using this shed demon scale as a tensioner tool. Let’s try that right now. Alright, nothing on one. Nothing on two. Three is binding firmly, click out of that. Nothing on four. Five is binding, little click there, back to one. Once again, nothing. Two is binding, and we’ve dropped into a false set. Little click out of three. Nothing on four. Little click on one, counter-rotation on two, and we got this open. Okay folks, I think the main takeaway here is that no matter how much faith you place in a mechanism designed to ensure your safety, be it spiritual or physical, there is always a state in which it can fail. In any case, thank you for watching. Memento mori, and I’ll see you next time.

sensoried:

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colorful shrimp

ganondoodle:

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help

felixcolgrave:

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A dinosaur evolving into a bird

despazito:

rycake:

uhhhh why are they flirting with making likes a public thing on this site… what i like is between me and god

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Girlies our likes are no longer safe

drbrianbae:

frightbot:

after inputting some complex algorithms into my super computer i’ve determined what tumblr will look like in the year 2020

i love how this comes back after every shitty update staff makes

blinkpen:

shortmexicangirl:

‘can i copy your homework?’

'yeah just don’t make it obvious’

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all i can imagine is this

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